Early onset necrophilia
when the elderly have s-x, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.
i walked into great aunt bessie’s room and her and uncle boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. the doctor said it’s ‘early onset necrophilia’ and prescribed me some eye bleach.
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