early retirement

what hard-working replicants have to look forward to.
ray mccoy’s firearm sent a replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.
when a male -j-c-l-t-s too soon in his parters -n-s/v-g-n-, leaving a tremendous amount of c-m that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. once the -n-s or v-g-n- is clogged up with j-zz you are f-cked my friend because you’re c-ck can’t go in!
last night romeo and juliet were f-cking but it all ended in tragedy after that b-tch went into early retirement.

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