Earn Your Stripes
commonly referred to as eys among the a-town undaground, earn your stripes is a dirty crazy–ss hxc brutal as f-ck band from aurora, ontario. they f-ck sh-t up every show and venue walls have been broken by their legions of hatexmoshers. some of the members are metal as f-ck and others are just plain dustaz.
eys is notorious for its hatexcrew, the eys hatexcrew, the toughest and only crew in aurora. the crew consists of the band members and any of their friends who are closely affiliated with the band. the band can be seen roaming a-town at night with their hats and kix. usually, there are several members of the crew with them at all times. people usually know enough not to get in their way, but if another crew poses a fight, eys hatexcrew deals with it in their usual manner: becoming good friends with them and taking them out for breakfast!
1. girlfriend: hey babe, how was the show last night?
scena boi: br00tal. one of the members of the eys hatexcrew spin kicked me in the face during the eys set cuz i was wearing my nevershoutnever! shirt.
2. dusta a: hey man, is that the eys hatexcrew in the park over there?
dusta b: sh-t man, yeah it is 😮 we best be gettin’ outta here.
3. eys hatexcrew member: bro, there’s a crew in town this weekend. they look pretty tough. what should we do?
earn your stripes member: call cora’s and reserve a table for two.
when an individual does an exemplary job and their boss thinks they deserve a raise for all of their hard work.
megan, you will earn your stripes if you finish that job for me.
to lick a v-g-n- while the girl is on her period.
jane: lick my p-ssy.
tom: you’re bleeding, i ain’t licking that.
jane: earn your stripes boy.
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