Earned My Spade
this is a situation where someone accomplishes something of little to no value or importance, or fails miserably. extra bonus points are given if the “accomplishing” party is proud of the non-accomplishment or failure.
as jimmy stood up from his quaker oatmeal, he noticed a warm sensation in his pants as he had wet himself. jimmy laughed and proclaimed with pride, “oops i earned my spade!”
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