Earning your M
when a hot woman has a child, and becomes an official milf
wife: the test shows i’m pregnant
husband: looks like you’re earning your m, milf inbound!
wife: -slap-
a: did you that chick who works at the post office is pregnant?
b: whoa, she’s totally earning her m
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