eart


known by mortals as “earth”, eart is the planet in which us trapped immortals are chained.
female mortal 1: “awwwww, look how cute my baby is.!
female mortal 2: “isn’t he adorable?”
male immortal baby: “this mortal form limits me. the eart has doomed me to a limited lifespan.”
ear fart.
“what did you say?”
“i love your shirt.”
“what? i can’t understand you.”
“dude, did you just have an eart?’

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