earth dummy


typically a larger girl who goes out with her hot friends looking for c-ck. big hair, big body, not ashamed of her larger features, and willing to put out to any guy who has a place with bed, and booze. definitely not on the intelligent side.
usually a rural girl who comes into the big city looking for a good time.
emphasis on amazonian features, typically stronger than her potential mates. corn bred, milk fed, dairy queen.
aka: erf dummy
earth dummy – “that girl is an earth dummy”

larry: “them big girls from around here”
john: “no. they came down from wisconsin looking to shack-up”
larry: “oh, earth dummies!”

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