Earth Noob


a highly technical geek who is completely oblivious to the world around him/her. earth noobs have considerable difficulty performing routine human activities such as: cooking, buying stylish clothes, combing their hair, speaking with the opposite s-x, and generally being good at “real” life.
the earth noob had no problem in developing the new payroll database, but was unable to compile an unwrinkled matching outfit.

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