east carolina mudslide
as defined on triptank, an east carolina mudslide is when you leave the toilet lid down completely and and sit with your bare b-tt cheeks right flat down on top, and when you defecate, the force of the expulsion just slip-slides you all around, and you end up gliding right off the front and landing onto the floor in a big old pile of your own mess.
senator hume: now, we’ve all heard of an upper decker, but what i like to do is an east carolina mudslide and it is disgusting. your show is disgusting.
steve: i don’t know what’s going on here.
roy: me neither man, but i’d vote for him in a heartbeat.
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