East German
the act of masturbating until your about to -j-c-l-t-, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. this is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. the name “east german” originates from the 1980 east german olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
i east german’ed before my track meet and won my race!!
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