East Hazlet


this term specifically refers to the girls of west keansburg who no longer want to be categorized as being part of a gang or the wrong side of town.

refers to the area known as west keansburg, except in a better light.

neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, munro avenue, poplar, pinewood, brown ave, and other neighborhoods on the west keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.

the girls from east hazlet are much like those from the rest of hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad -ss.

no one from palmer avenue is considered west keansburg nor east hazlet. you b-tches have to come up with your own neighborhood.

jess: “i hate when people say i’m not from west keanburg!”
lauren: “oh please, west keansburg is so played out. i’d so rather be from east hazlet.”
jess: “oh true!”

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