East Moriches


a miniscule town on the south sh-r- of long island. it’s got a grand total of two delis and a gas station. main attractions include sh-t–ss deli sandwiches and a plentiful drug market. population: white gangsters, future delinquents, burn-outs, abercrombie&fitch-wearing chicks, & old people. it’s known as emo (irony?) by the elementary/middle schoolers.
this town is as boring as f-ck, but it’s no east moriches.
a small town on the eastern south sh-r- of long island. not the most exciting place but in a really good area. most kids go to westhampton high school. generally a wealthy are made up of large houses or smaller summer homes where people live year round. everyones basically white and girls are preppy. everyone there parties in the hamptons year round.
hey jen lets go to my summer house out in east moriches

sounds good!
a sh-tty town with a deli that is run by a dumb c-nt/dike/b-tch. this sh-tty town is filled with ugly girls. it has a sh-tty school with sh-tty teachers (most of them). theres nothing to do in this town.
jeffry:jonny wanna go to east moriches?

johnny: what the f-ck is wrong with you? that town sucks big hairy nut sacks

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