easter basket

a easter basket is filling a clean, public toilet with huge solid pieces of oblong dookie. then leaving it, where they all fill the bowl perfectly like a bowl full of eggs and french loaves. it’s a perfect gift that surprises the next person who happens to open the bathroom door.
i’mma kill tiffany! that nasty b-tch left a easter basket swirling in the office’s one toilet.
a s-xual maneuver in which a male partner, while having s-x with a female partner, puts his t-st-cl-s inside her -n-s. this can be performed in a variety of positions, but is traditionally performed from the missionary position.
“when i’m really into a chick, and she’s super drunk, i like to pop my b-lls right up in her -ss. pop, pop! you know, give her the ol’ easter basket.”
when you fill up someones toilet with toilet paper until theres no water left. you then take a sh-t on top of the tp which resembles an easter basket.
mike really p-ssed me off so i went into his bathroom and gave him an easter basket.
having enirely too much hair in the pubic region to where your nuts and p-n-s head look like a few eggs in a dark gr-ssy basket.
dave got so drunk last night that he showed everyone at the party his easter basket… gross!
leaving an easter basket is the act of sh-tting in a bucket at work, then carefully placing it somewhere close behind someone “busy”. the smelly, stinky sh-t will eventually creep up on your mark, leaving him confused, and dumbfounded as to where that awful smell is coming from. when finally, he/she turns around to see where that smell is coming from, they find his/her surprise greeting them in the face. surprise!!!!
hey, let’s go make an easter basket, and hide it for someone at work.
the act of s-xually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.
1) that gymnast that i got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) after the egg hunt, let’s go ‘stuff your basket’.
the act of the “easter basket” is performed mid f-ck, while thrusting a women vigorously, the dude removes his p-n-s from her v-g-n-l secretion. at this point he inserts his t-st-cl-s in her basket. resembling an “easter egg basket”
1. oh man i was f-cking the sh-t out of this sl-t last night and i totally gave her the “easter basket”. shoved em right up there.