Easter Dick


when a guy with a huge c-ck f-cks a b-tch with a tiny hole and when he pulls out his d-ck is covered in blood making it look like its colored like an easter egg.
“yo bro, i f-cked this little -ss b-tch yesterday and her hole was so tiny that i got easter d-ck!”

-evagetcrunk-

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