Easter egg hunt
when a woman p–ps a little druing s-x and flings it off the bed before you notice it. leaving a small egg shaped piece of poo for you to find later.
{dana} i p–ped a little during s-x last night.
{bobby} she sent me on an easter egg hunt, and i found it in the corner
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