Easterbrook
easterbrook – are generally anti-bantaful, however strap on-loving, sti/std carriers. they try to portray a persona of virtue, intelligence and beauty. but don’t be fooled this derivative of the human female form they are only concerned with one thing – c-ck! and as a result the vast majority of easterbrooks have colossal amounts of excessive clunge, many exhibit the physical attributes of a stamped on kebab! these creatures are best left well alone and to their own devises.
dude, i met this girl the other day and she seemed a great girl to start with, but later found all she wanted was c-ck – naturally i manned up and was going to give it to her but found she was a complete easterbrook; when we got down to it she had a fat diseased clunge!!
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