Ted Danson (Sandwich)


a deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. turkey
2. sauerkraut
3. swiss cheese
4. russian dressing

all on rye bread
(at joe’s deli)

barry: what are you getting, ken? i’m getting a matzo ball soup.
ken: that sounds good, but i think i’m just gonna get a ted danson (sandwich)

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