eastern europe

a very interesting, exciting and beautiful part in europe. has been under the communist rule in the past, now the majority of countries are heading towards capitalism and accepting more western-european and american lifestyle.

eastern europeans are people with rich national history and heritage, strong family traditions and bonds. although it is hard to generalize, most of ee appreciates friendship a lot and do not idolize mcdonalds. ee’ns take life easy, drink a lot and don’t listen to cr-p music.

eastern european women are one of the most beautiful, s-xy women that the earth has seen.

last but not least, eastern europeans are party people.
a: this girl on that billboard is stunning.
b: yea, probably she is eastern european.

a: wow, see that girl? she’s dressed so well.
b: come on. when i was in high school in bulgaria all girls dressed that well. no big deal.

a: hey hey, that guy drank all the vodka that was supposed to be for all of us at the party.
b: whatever. he’s probably eastern european.

a: wow, that guy takes life easy. he is not obsessed with work, taxes and drama. is he jamaican?
b: i know that guy, he’s eastern european.

a: hey, it’s friday night. let’s go to the reading club meeting.
b: come on bro, let’s go clubbing with out eastern european friends.
the eastern half of europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the european countries. not to be mistaken with western europe.
wow, i thought i bought a train ticket for western europe, but here i am, in eastern europe! oops!
i think dracula lives here. i don’t know anything else about this place.
none of the countrys in eastern europe are famous.
basically, a sh-t hole. the filthy occupants come over to britain, and drain our money, do not work, do not try to speak our language, use our nhs, nick cars, swear at people and do not try to speak or learn our language. this definition will not even be offensive, as eastern european people cannot be bothered to learn engilsh, to be able to read this! they pollute our country, and ruin this fine land. they are the rapists, mugging sc-m that make britain cr-p today. after all, ‘when in rome, do as the romans do’ – if we was over in their respective country, and did what they did, we would get our children raped, but over here, we get arrested for racism!
kosovan/ person from eastern europe: habdofj, jerhtr, hallo?

english law abiding, decent person: excuse me, speak english in england.

kosovan/ person from eastern europe: u f-kin raceest!