Eastern Washington
the eastern side of the cascade mountains in washington state.
eastern washington is desert, with hills. there is nothing of value in eastern washington. in the summer it is very hot, and in the winter it is barren and cold. cities include spokane, pullman, ellensberg, yakima, sunnyside, oth-llo, and walla walla. there is a lot of farm land, the state prison, washington state university, and more mexicans than any other race. you can find a large mexican gang population of surenos and norentos in every single town in eastern washington.
the tri-cities, in the middle of the state, is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the entire united states. that is one good thing about eastern washington.
completely different than western washington, which is modern, with technology, the biggest cities (besides spokane and tri-cities) like seattle, tacoma, olympia, vancouver, bellevue, renton, and everett. it has lush green forests. and rain. no snow, no heat, just gray skies and rain. eastern washingtoniens hate western washingtoniens, and vice-versa.
kid from seattle: “im going to go to eastern washington on a college visit to wsu!!”
-crosses cascades- “wow this is different”
-2 hours later- wow there is nothing here
-p-sses through yakima- “were those gunshots? i’m lost.. but everyone here is a mexican”
-driving through palouse- “kill me now”
-gets to wsu 5 hours later- “f-ck this. i’ll apply to uw!!”
-gets rejected in favor of asian kid from out of state-
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