eastland mall


a once nice mall in east charlotte, now a ghetto-fab armpit…the only nice part of the mall now that all the big stores except belk and sears have left or been turned into dicount dumps is an ice rink – which is also the only place in the mall where you will find any white people anymore…thats if you don’t count the cops patrolling the area.
i went to eastland mall this christmas for some shopping, some 5’6″ 120lb punk with size 59 pants and a do-rag stabbed me in my lung with an ice-pick and stole my carolina panthers ball cap
a mall in harper woods, mi(suburb ne of detroit). opened in the 1950’s as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. it was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. the mall currently serves a large african american consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. the mall is on the corner infamous 8 mile road and kelly road. it has one of the largest theft rates in metro detroit due to the lower-income clientele. the residents of the ultra-welathy grosse pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.

yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at eastland mall later on.

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