Eastwood

a woman with a dirty, hairy v-g-n-.

named after clint eastwood who played the role of dirty harry.
brian: “hey do you wanna go down to the club tonight and pick some girls up”

jeremy: “no, there ain’t nothing but a bunch of eastwoods down there”
east wood is a black hood in east fort worth,texas also known as funky town and the murder worth. this hood contain mostly crips, but a large number of bloods because of its close ties and proximity with a another nortorious hood in the funk stop six. during the 90’s this black community along with stop 6 saw numerous numbers of young black men loose there lives to gang violence. a large number of these deaths occured on miller ave. and little john. the people of east wood for the most part are proud of there community. often reffering to it as east wood, texas.
east wood is one of the most nortoroius hoods in the funk and don’t like to be disrespected by anyone including any other hoods in fort worth and dallas. if ya come to the funk u will probably here some body say “east wood on mines”.
eastwood = bigest chinese population outside of china. often reffered to as “e-woo”, similar to the closely located “e-ping”
nah, don’t really want to get rolled by an asian gang today
eastwooding involves posting a picture online of yourself talking to an empty chair.

clint eastwood opened up for mitt romney thursday night at the republican national convention, in a rambling, off-the-teleprompter speech that at one point had him addressing president barack obama — well, an invisible obama represented by a chair on stage.

the internet saw eastwood speaking to an empty chair and responded — and thus, eastwooding was born
my dog is eastwooding in the living room (staring at an empty chair like all dogs do)
the act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be dirty harry.
my girl friend broke up with me the other night. i really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won’t talk to me i decided to eastwood my sofa chair.
a small place in ess-x.
near to leigh, southend, rayleigh, billericay, shoebury, thorpe bay, basildon, hockley, rochford etc.
basically, eastwood is the most amazing place ever, we’re in the middle of everything and you wish you were from eastwood!:)
sam: ‘i don’t think i would ever want to move house!’
jamie: ‘wow, you must really love your area!’
sam: ‘course i do, i live in eastwood!’
v. eastwood: to sternly chastise an empty chair in a vaguely befuddled manner.
n. eastwooding

made popular by the actor clint eastwood at the republican national convention 2012
bob: sarah fall off her bar-stool again?
bill: yeah. man she was p-ssed… gave that stool a right ole eastwooding.

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