eat a bowl of cereal
for a man to have his p-n-s forcibly sucked by another man while his grandmother cooks brownies.
me: bro, i could totally go for a eat a bowl of cereal right a about now
my friend: now don’t be getting any ideas…
my grandma: yeah it is way to late for sweets
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