Eat a Ditka
eating a ditka is a term used to tell someone to shut the h-ll up, or more universally to get on your level (goml). also used when one-upping someone in compet-tion. the term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) the resemblance to the word d-ck, and 2.) how intense mike ditka is in real life.
person 1: jim carrey was totally in anchorman
person 2: -looks it up and notices he is wrong- no he wasn’t, it was steve carell. eat a ditka
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