eat a sandwich
a phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.
big bertha: hey stick insect! you think you’re so hot, in that little skirt? eat a sandwich!
to smoke weed, ganja, green, chronic, marajuana.
to be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed
standing beside police, teachers, parents, underaged children.
guy 1: dude we should go eat a sandwich
guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now
cop, teacher, parent, child: have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
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