an iphone that has been accidentally immersed in water, beer, soup or other liquid, with resultant catastrophic failure.
“sorry i didn’t call, i’m rocking an idrown after falling into dave’s pool last night.”
a person who has an immunity to epic amounts of bread. dude, only a full on jakpat can eat that much bread.
a fat walrus. hates her own childeren. her parent wanted a boy to be named jan (compareble to jack = jacklin). she loves to destroy maridges, especially her own. doesn’t have friends because everybody thinks she is anoying. says she doesn’t have any money, but can stil afford a huge house, and fill it with […]
a small little person usually a boy the person is also a h-m-s-xual he enjoys f-ck-ng around with other men and being a short hobbit character being jarrettier is being a gay little hobbit child
a shock site that shows a man sitting a jar which then breaks inside of his -n-s. basically one man one jar. guy1:”hey what is jarsquatter.com?” guy2:”idk click on it” guy1:”oh god, my eyes!”
- jasmine velasquez
a very shy girl who has a fear of public speaking persen: “hey” jasmine velasquez: -can’t breathe and heart pumping fast-