eat ass


to lick or tongue the -n-s of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)
d-ck’s favorite part of foreplay with jane was to eat -ss.
to eat -ss requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an std.
1. arrogant or pompous. basically a person who likes to talk themselves up, in an unsuccessful attempt to be cooler.

2. flaky; unreliable or a liar.
1. “did you hear john talking about how he beat up four guys by himself??”

“yeah… what an eat-ss.”

2. “john said he’d come with us this time, but he’s late again… the eat-ss.”
a form of refusal to a request
person 1: “can you take this umbrella, i need to tie my shoe lace”
person 2: “eat–ss!”
1. arrogant; pompous.

2. flaky; unreliable or a liar.
1. someone who likes to talk themselves up, in an unsuccessful attempt to make themselves seem cooler.

“did you hear john talking about how he beat up four guys by himself??”

“yeah.. what an eat-ss.”

2. “john said he’d come with us this time, but he’s late again.. the eat-ss.”
background: this word was born out of the fobby pacific-island-dominated (read : ghetto) high schools of new zealand.

basically if you’re an eat–ss you talk too much sh-t.
you did what? yea whatever d-ck, you’re a f-cken eat–ss
the correct spelling is “eat–rs-“.
“shut up ashlee. you’re eat–rs-.” ~ karl
to have a disgusting skin feature or outbreak. i.e. pimples or mange. something really disgusting on the body.
look at the girl who just walked in the bar. jason thought she was a real hottie, but then brent realized she had a nasty case of the eat -ss.

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