eat crayons


giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn’t given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.
overheard at a wild party: “i know she’s inexperienced in many ways, s-xually, but she does eat crayons. i can see from the crust on her upper lip.”

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