eat my poo


a threat that challenges an individual to eat one’s excrement. it originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served with a side salad in a pita bread) and therefore eating it would be disgusting. this means that the challenge will most probably be failed, therefore making the non-poo eater a failure.
“yo smelly smell smell head, eat my poo”

person 1: i am going to eat your nan
person 2: yeah right, eat my poo!
person 1: no
person 2: haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than i. h-ll i bet your p-n-s doesn’t even reach the end of your scrotty bag

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