Eat My Shorts


eat my short is a said by bart simpson from a animated cartoon call the simpsons which was created by matt groening in the late 19s
marge: bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

bart: eat my short
as in the movie ‘the breakfast club’, another way to say “eat my sh-t!”
bender (to vernon): eat my shorts!
insult used by cartoon character, bart simpson, from the simpsons.
principle skinner can eat my shorts.
to make an offering to someone to consume one’s knee length pantalons.
pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?
another way to say kiss my -ss or suck my d-ck
“man you can eat my shorts!”
a bart simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
parents evening
princ-p-l skinner: ”now bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess”
bart: ”eat my shorts”
homer: ”why you little…say sorry to princ-p-l skinner boy”
ralph: ”don’t worry about it principple skipster”
to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying ‘eat my shorts.’
idiot: ‘your such a wh-r-‘
you: ‘eat my shorts b-tch’
the short film series of the just for laughs film festival in montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.
dude, did you catch eat my shorts last year? i almost peed myself it was so funny!

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