to eat p-ssy
“listen, i don’t eat peaches. but the way you look tonight, i just might take a bite.” – dirtbag (from monica’s “get it off”)
choppy water. the opposite of b-tter. not acceptable for wakeboarding. we were going to wakeboard this morning but the water was like margarine so we just surfed instead. a girl who spreads easy. dude, seriously, go out with that girl – margarine!! the opposite of b-tter. go look it up. tamara is margarineeeee. she nastayyy […]
- Getting Joshed
getting joshed – becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks. f-ck mate, he is so joshed it’s unbelievable. call him a taxi, i’m not going near him. he shouldn’t be getting joshed if he wants to pull tonight.
- Margarita Pussy
the crusty p-ssy lips that resembles salt on a margarita gl-ss. i used to drink margaritas every night but since i saw a margarita p-ssy i stopped cold turkey.
someone who is a member of the society of h-m-logous chromosomes and has publicly admited to not being as cool as a zygote look at danny he’s such a marfence
- cd stacker
a girl that has m-ssive nipples… able to stack your cd collection on them that girl looks like she could stack 10.. looks like a good cd stacker