Eat Pray Love
this movie tells the story of a depressed, lonely, spoiled, self indulgent divorcee who travels around the world and finds herself. the only sad thing about her is her lack of self awareness and understanding that there is absolutely nothing unique or interesting about her. the only talent she has as far as you can tell from the movie is her ability to suck up a plate of spaghetti without getting sauce on her face.
the movie has no plot and the characters and dialogue are extremely boring. watching this unfold for 2 and a half hours is like having a slow root c-n-l.
the big surprise at the end is that she finds love again. this was indeed surprising to me as i was thinking that the poor guy that ends up with this woman is doomed.
“have you seen that movie eat pray love?”
“yeah.. should have been called sit stare yawn.”
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