eat the meat off the toilet seat


when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a p-ssy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger
yo howard! yesterday after those jello shots i went to the park sh-tter and p-ssed out, i came to so hungry that i went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

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