eat your face


originates from reports of people under the influence of the drug known as bath salts eating people’s faces.

1. can be used as a threat.
2. can be used as a compliment.
1. person a: i stole your cookie!

person b: i’m going to eat your face!
2. he’s so cute i’m gonna eat his face!
term for the one you are madly in love

means: kiss you intensly, show love
i’m gunna eat your face when i see you!
1. expression used by an individual in regard to another individual (at a distance), when said second individual looks as though they cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone in their vicinity has done to them.

2. expression used by an individual when said individual cannot contain their anger in regard to something someone has done to them, when speaking to the offender.
example one
1st “dude, what the h-ll did you do to her?”
2nd “why? what’s wrong?”
1st “she looks like she’s going to eat your face, man.”

example two
“dude, why in g-d’s name did you hook up with my girlfriend?! i’m so p-ssed off i could eat your face right now.”

recently heard on “scrubs”
when someone is really hungry and your face looks really yummy, they may want to eat your face.
i’m hungry!

lemme eat your face!

-chomp!- -omnomnom-

yum!!

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