eatin is cheatin
a redneck phrase that is used to correct persons who think oral s-x is not cheating on a spouse or significant other. ususally -ssociated with a man performing oral on a woman, but there are other variations that we can all imagine.
made famous by a call to eitm from richmond va. if you dont know what eitm is, then smell my face!!
billy brett: i heard you ate out betty sue last night.
one-armed jimmy: hey man, dont say that so loud, norma jean is in the next room …dont you know eatin is cheatin!
1 more definition
the act of giving or receiving oral s-x from someone other than your partner
man busts through bathroom door to find his girlfriend sprawled out on the floor receiving oral s-x from another female and then screams at her while clutching cross in his hands “eatin is cheatin!!!!”
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