---

eating coffee

---

Read Also:

• jiffy lube directions

  directions given using solely jiffy lubes as landmarks. best used in cities, where there are at least 20 jiffy lubes on every major road. guy number one: “yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you’ve p-ssed 2 jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third […]

• jislaaik

  jislaaik. a south african expression. pr-nounced “yis-like”, it is an expression of astonishment. if someone really likes your takkies (trainers), their comment will often be “jislaaik, those are great takkies.”

• spalm

  to apply ointment or lubricant to the undercarraige of ones self to prevent chafing and or sores before going running, penelope spalmed her nether regions to avoid chafing from her -ss cheeks rubbing together,

• liver waffle

  insult ; mr.p-n-s you have a tiny p-n-s. raven: liver waffle. bronwyn: i know i need to get it check out :

• Jolly Rocket

  a s-xual act in whic you defecate in a condom, freeze it, and knock your partner out with it. while your partner is unconscious, you proceed to stick the frozen p–p condom into their ear. i’m going to break up with carol. it’s time for the jolly rocket. one who gets a b-n-r when hes […]

---