eating contest
an event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb j-panese person.
i watched something called the ‘glutton bowl’ on tv soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the compet-tiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.
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