Eating off the dollar menu
a man who’s p-n-s is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a p-n-s that can be described as cute. it may replicate an actual normal p-n-s in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). if you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
meeh: “hey, did you and eric ever seal the deal?”
nicole: “yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu”.
meeh: “d-mn was it that small?”
nicole: “h-ll yeah, it was like a ring finger!”
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