Eating Pasta

a euphemism for oral s-x with a girl who’s name is, or sounds like, a type of pasta. it can also be used as a general euphemism for s-x in general with that girl, or as a code word so you can talk about her publicly without worry.
“dude were were you last night?” “sorry i was busy eating pasta.”

“hey guess what i’m about to do?” -makes a hand motion for eating pasta- “nice.”

“dave are you trying to eat some pasta?” “nah, she’s not my type.”

“i wish i had some pasta on my face right now.” “not now, steven.”

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