ebag


a complete c-ck sucking farting kneegrow that humps everything with a pulse. including himself and his pet fish who is less than 3 months old named phatch. but even his elephant jack foster isnt able to escape ebags powerful animal f-cking skillss. word..
yo check out that ebag humping your mother
to electronically teabag in a virtual environment featuring humanoid avatars, such as on playstation home.
dude! while she’s sitting on that bench, go dance and thrust your avatar’s pelvis in her face! you’ll totally e-bag her!
in modern context e-bagging is the virtual form of teabagging. essentially, the perpetrator must photograph or scan his t-st-cl-s or nut sack and email them, preferably annonymously to the victim.

john was at his computer this morning and got e-bagged by his deranged co-workers.
the act of e-bagging a said individual is defined by electronically sending a picture of said “bag” of t-st-cl-s to the desired recipient. the term e-bag derives itself from a hybrid of the ever popular device of “e-mail”(electronic mail) and the art of “t-bagging”(see t bag). there is many vehicles in which to deliver said picture. for instance you can use e-mail, digital cameras, or the ever popular text messaging.
awww man!! mark totally e-bagged sage!!
basicaly a teabag wheras the victim of the teabag is tripping on e and other rave drugs, therefore likely suffering a lack of judgment to having the b-lls of some wiseguy dipped repeatedly into (the victim’s) mouth.
shirley was so messed up after the rave, -sshole tarqin e-baged her and she didnt restist in the least.
when you -j-c-l-t- in a bag and throw it at another persons face.
oh my goodness, brandon just e-bagged rob in his face!
a nice way to call a person with the first name that starts with the sound “e” (such as ian) a d-bag.
yo! e-bag! whats poppin!?

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