ebay-new


when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.
when something just barely p-sses as being in a “new” condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: yea they just came in the mail, but when i opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
person 1: oh… so they’re ebay-new? but they nice doe.

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