Eben
an abnormal normal name for an abnormal person. usually quiet and free spirited.
often mistaken for “even”
theres eben again, why look at him dance…
awesomely awesome person, in every respect. awesome. virtuoso of the south african afrikaans language.
“dude that guy is so awesome.”
“ya, that’s eben.”
eben is a name that can be often be changed by auto correction to “even” but eben’s don’t mind this as they are very caring people.eben is a very usual name and originates from africa. on facebook there only seems to be a couple of ebens but not very many. eben may be taken from the name ebenezer but they are the exactly like ebenezer as they often learn from there mistakes to be nice and caring. eben is very loveable person.
1 “ohh! theres even”
2 ” theres that vey caring boy eben”
a large man of afrikaans decent who has a fondness for the word c-nt. also has astounding bad luck to coincide with his foul mouth
“eben you fat unlucky b-st-rd you will never win that fridge”
“f-ck you c-nt! c-nt”
when someone gets involved in a conversation which has nothing at all to do with them.
oi eben, stop getting ebens!
a pervert who touchs girls innapropriatly.
he’s touching her! he’s an eben
1) see shump
2) see cutty
3) self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. like’s to begin sentences with “the thing about (insert subject here) is…” in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
eben is a shump.
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