Ebenezer Splooge
verb: following the refusal of a christmas bl-w j-b, the act of covering one’s soon-to-be ex in j-zz during the night, screaming “bah humbug!” to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their sk-nk -ss in the gutter.
dude 1: “dude, are you and that sk-nk still dating?”
dude 2: “naw, i ebenezer splooged her last christmas…”
dude 1: “way to be.”
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