Ebeneezer Screw
(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in “getting the ebeneezer screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before christmas.
“yeah, sorry i won’t be buying any christmas presents this year; i just got the ebeneezer screw”.
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