EBF

aka exam boyfriend
when exam stress is high, singles feel the need for creature comfort so they resort to the exam boyfriend. criteria for an ebf:
-must provide food (esp. pizza)
-must cuddle

-must help with the studying process
-must help partner ‘de-stress’
“i hear lisa got herself an ebf for finals. he meets all the criteria, i’m so jealous!”
exclusive breast feeding.
my sister’s son is a ebf baby.
#feed #breast #b–bs #nurturing #raising
east b-tt f-ck, (west b-tt f-ck may also be used if said place is to your west)
” why the h-ll did it take you so long to get here?”
“sorry man, my last job was in ebf”
#east #b-tt #f-ck #location #place
ebf is an abbreviation for exclusive best friends
ebf, exclusive best friends who do everything together and exclude everyone else and no one else is a part of their exclusive best friendship
#ebf #exclusive #best friends #friends #exclusive best friends
everything-but-f-ck(ing)
describes s-xual activity that rounds all the bases but doesn’t cross the plate.
how was your spring break?
awful, my girlfriend hooked up with this guy while i was out of town.
they sleep together?
no, they e.b.f.’d, but i’m still p-ssed.
the person that loves you for who you really are, your personality…until he sees what you really look like. you’ll be lucky if your e-bf will like you after you send him a pic.
tina – omg i love you my e-bf<3 devan- i love you too my e-gf<3 tina - 4eveer and eveer devan- uuh... -runs- #e-gf #bf #gf #boyfriend #girlfriend everything but face oh, that chick is s-xy (she turns around), ahh she's an ebf. #everything #but #face #everything but face #ebf east b-mble f-ck, the parking sp-ce where it takes two hours of walking to get from the car to the place you are going. we were late getting to the concert so we had to park in e.b.f. #eastb-mblef-ck #b.f.e #b-ttf-ckegypt #far #twocountiesover