ecclesiotomy
the removal of religious doctrine from one’s noggin.
a conversation between dr. jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:
dr. jack: roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?
roni: yes professor! my research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.
dr. jack: the actual truth?
roni: yeah! i can’t wait ’till we get to the end of the textbook!
dr. jack: oh dear.
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