echondriac


a person who claims to have every medical symptom or condition they ever discover on the internet.
same as a hypochondriac, but gets it from reading websites, blogs, social media sites.
her: omg! i’m always tired and my crotch itches…this blog says that means i have diabetes!
no, wait. this next blog says it means lupus. i bet i have both!
him: you are such an echondriac…. the doctor just said you are in perfect health.

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