Eckel-eptic


(1) to be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) to have a strong scent of pork.

(3) to be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) to instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) to de-evolve.

(6) to have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.
(1) eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question….no one really knows, process never completed).

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