eckhardt
“eckhardt” is the name given to awesome men by their drunk fathers. eckhardt is always an incredible guy, because if he can deal with “whaat?” and “can you spell that?” every time he is introduced, as well as growing up as a guy with the word “hard” in his name (opening up a floodgate of one-liners), he can deal with anything, and have an amazing sense of humour to boot. eckhardt is also magic in bed….respect.
eckhardt is the coolest guy i know, he has the hottest girlfriend too, he must have some mad skills.
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