eclipsturbator
eclipsturbator: (n) an individual who views a solar (or lunar) eclipse for the purpose of s-xual gratification.
on august 21st, 2017, bob drove thousands of miles for a two-minute view of the total solar eclipse. as he viewed the celestial event his face became flush and he noticed that his whole body was sweaty. his friends were right- he had become a full-fledged eclipsturbator.
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