Economic Sodomy
a serious financial scr-w-ng involving a large sum of money. the victim is usually subjected to infernal bureaucracy and/or irrational and unethical corporate practices.
those who commit economic sodomy have some of the same traits found in serial rapists and serial killers: ruthless, self serving, narcissistic, psychopathic, s-d-stic thinking/ideals/behavior.
this heinous crime is often perpetrated by big corporations, financial inst-tutions, their representatives and affiliates, the legal system and all of its minions (attorneys included), unscrupulous medical pract-tioners, insurance companies, towing companies, shady repairmen of all trades, various government offices and scores of self proclaimed “experts.”
the perp(s) may, at any time, be in collusion with your psycho ex, your baby’s mama, your backstabbing kinfolks, or your criminal accomplice. the perps often work together behind the scenes and will cheerfully gang bang you without warning.
recently, citizens of south louisiana were economically sodomized by the oil industry.
lasonya put me on child support and that ain’t even my kid! i gotta get a dna test so i don’t get economically sodomized!
denny’s had my car towed for no reason, now i got to pay $1500 to get my car! that’s economic sodomy!
the doctor told me i had appendicitis; turns out it was just gas! he was gonna economically sodomize me!
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